In case the nonsensical title didn't make it clear, I've not blogged in a while. For some odd reason, I've been struggling to think of something interesting to write about. Not that there isn't enough in the news.

For instance, I could write about the current global financial instability and how all eyes are now on a system very easily confused with battery sizes.

I could pen an article on the Newscorp phone hacking scandal and a guy I met a couple of times who is now going to prison for an unfortunate confection deflection.

Or I could express my fears about the implications of a tragic polar bear attack and it's inevitable hijacking by climate change skeptics.

Instead I'm just going to post a picture of a laser cat.