After seeing Jon Stewart's valiant attempt to give himself a heart attack in a single mouthful, I was intrigued by this strange and hitherto unknown to me product called Baconnaise. I expected to find a product that mixed bacon fat and mayonnaise in a single entity that would be unthinkable outside of Texas (or possibly Scotland), but what I found was a story of two men's dream. A dream to make everything taste like bacon.

Justin and Dave run J & D's, producing Bacon Salt, and the aforementioned Baconnaise. These porcine condiments were born from a love of bacon that surpasses even Cali Lewis'. Their website includes a retelling of their epic rise to be the Ben & Jerry of Bacon, along with recipes, competitions and surprising nutritional information (Baconnaise is actually better for you than mayonnaise, whoda thunk it!).

And we can all be reassured that not only are their Bacon products suitable for vegetarians, they've also been approved as kosher...Waaait a minute!