...they start leaving notes.

I was at ICU the other day, helping out with some odds and ends (somehow having graduated two years ago isn't keeping me away), and I couldn't help but chuckle when I came across this:

 

 

I, and indeed everyone else, was left wondering: If you're that drunk, are you really going to read the notice, stop, clamp your hand over your mouth and calmly redirect yourself into a stall?

On the other hand, most drunks love a challenge.